Player Profiles

Ol Crabtree - Quick, strong and scores goals - thats how Sven Goran Erikkson described James Beattie, anyway. Lynhams founder and ever present since the Clubs inception Crabtree has been compared to Best, Gascoigne and Merson during his career. Sadly only whilst at the bar. First ever word as a boy was "ghost" and he has been haunted by it ever since. Sublime on his day just when is it ?

Russ Hind - Classy Mancunian who was last seasons top scorer. An inspiration to his teamates until he starts going nuts, Russ can always be relied upon when the (Kettle) chips are down.

Dave Churchley - Defensive lynchpin of the side who possesses a rocket-like if sometimes wayward shot. Known by the referees and as big in the tackle as the ladies claim. He could be so good for you.....

Sam Gooding - Lynhams creative tour de force and at times a joy to watch. Sam embodies the teams philosophy of total football at any cost. Has plundered an impressive 11 goals in just two games this season one more than Crabtree managed all last season!

Matt Carr - The teams fortunes certainly improved following Carr's signing. Sadly the Durham born Keeper has a penchant for injuring his fingers and had a long spell on the sidelines last year. Now back and ready to go he may well be a riise for the teams success. Has taken recent speculation that Venus De Milo may uproot him form the number one jersey on the chin.

Mark Garry - Pushed Russ all the way in the top scorers stakes last season despite deputising for the injured Carr on numerous occasions. Despite supporting Hull this myopia has not stopped him starting this campaign in the same vein. Manager will be "Deeply Dippy" if Mark is not selected regularly this term.

Barry Dobson - Barry has proven to be a quality player since his deadline day transfer last season and has scored some important goals. Can only improve by turning up before KO !!

Chris Toye - Not much can be said about Chris that has n't been already. Hit four goals on his recent debut and claimed man of the match honours. A real handful for defences it is a shame work commitments may hinder his future apperances.

Neil - A composed defender with an eye for goal, Neil has given the management a real selection headache. Coming in initially due to a late squad pull-out Neil has been integral in two recent big victories. Famed for taping up his trainers prior to games, this fails to mask the qualities he brings to the side.

'The Cat' Carr in action ?

Crabtree: What is this ?