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Stars in their Eyes

I'm Matthew kelly, following spurious allegations about my private life I am no longer on your television screens presenting popular saturday night programme 'Stars in Their Eyes.' Instead I am grateful to the Lynams for offering the chance to rebuild my faltering career by endorsing this pastiche.


Carr Mark meets his real-life RSF hero
Tonight Matthew, Matthew is going to be Kevin Bacon singing the theme to 'Footloose.' Mark is told if he does n't win the final he will be crushed like a grape.


Crabtree & his siamese twin regretted not having the surgery Minder: Dave meets a stalker.
Lynams Chief Ol Crabtree will be walking 500 miles for you tonight.... Things are ON THE UP for Dave. Can he really be SO GOOD FOR YOU tonight ?


Crabtree & Band Disclaimer
It was like this when I got here.
Have your inhalers at the ready as Crabtree performs as WEEZER.....